There is strong language at the link, if things like that bother you. It makes me happy just to know that this man exists.
True heroism doesn’t (usually) wear a cape. In this case, true heroism wears SCUBA gear and rides a bicycle.
If you have someone to read it to, or even if you don’t, I highly suggest reading the post aloud. I had the joy of doing so twice yesterday, and although I’m sure I mangled the gentleman’s name, the writing was amazing and the feel of the story was read-aloud good.
And as I saw in a comment somewhere, all Chuck Norris jokes are now null and void. Chuck Norris wishes he were as badass as Hideaki Akaiwa’s right pinky.